NCIS/Quotes: Difference between revisions

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Content added Content deleted
VisualWikitext
m (Dai-Guard moved page NCIS (TV)/Quotes to NCIS/Quotes: Remove TVT Namespaces from title)
m (revise quote template spacing)
 
Line 1: Line 1:
{{work}}
{{work}}
{{quote| '''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI? <br />
{{quote|'''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI?
'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic. }}
'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic. }}


{{quote| '''Gibbs:''' [[Noodle Incident|Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear! }}
{{quote|'''Gibbs:''' [[Noodle Incident|Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear! }}


{{quote| '''Kate:''' I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!<br />
{{quote|'''Kate:''' I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
'''Gibbs:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]] }}
'''Gibbs:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]] }}


{{quote| '''Ziva:''' ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine!<br />
{{quote|'''Ziva:''' ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine!
'''McGee:''' She seems unfazed.<br />
'''McGee:''' She seems unfazed.
'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine. }}
'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine. }}


{{quote| '''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice.<br />
{{quote|'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice.
'''Gibbs:''' Twice? <br />
'''Gibbs:''' Twice?
'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie! }}
'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie! }}


{{quote| '''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.<br />
{{quote|'''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank.<br />
'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank.
'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank.<br />
'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank.
'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me. }}
'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me. }}


{{quote| '''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?}}
{{quote|'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?}}


{{quote| '''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.<br />
{{quote|'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.
'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying.<br />
'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying.
'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!> }}
'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!> }}


{{quote| '''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier!<br />
{{quote|'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier!
'''Abby and McGee''': Of ''course'' it was. }}
'''Abby and McGee''': Of ''course'' it was. }}


{{quote| ''[after surviving a [[Stuff Blowing Up|car bomb]]]''<br />
{{quote|''[after surviving a [[Stuff Blowing Up|car bomb]]]''<br />
'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[[[Beat]]]'' [[I Lied|I lied.]] }}
'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[[[Beat]]]'' [[I Lied|I lied.]] }}


Latest revision as of 22:02, 7 August 2014

TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI?
Tony:: Only if you're dyslexic.

Gibbs: Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. Grab your gear!

Kate: I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
Gibbs: Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.

Ziva: [at the copy machine] Die, you stupid machine!
McGee: She seems unfazed.
Tony: Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine.

Franks: My brother and I married the same woman twice.
Gibbs: Twice?
Franks: She was a hell of a woman, Probie!

Tony: Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
Abby: That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank.
Tim: I used to work at a bank.
Abby: Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me.

Ziva: What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?

Tony: You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.
Saleem: You're still bound. You're lying.
Tony: I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!>

Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier!
Abby and McGee: Of course it was.

[after surviving a car bomb]

Tony: Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [[[Beat]]] I lied.

Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.org/wiki/NCIS/Quotes?oldid=1086901"