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{{quote|'''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI? |
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'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic. }} |
'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic. }} |
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{{quote|'''Gibbs:''' [[Noodle Incident|Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear! }} |
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{{quote|'''Kate:''' I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret! |
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'''Gibbs:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]] }} |
'''Gibbs:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]] }} |
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{{quote|'''Ziva:''' ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine! |
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'''McGee:''' She seems unfazed. |
'''McGee:''' She seems unfazed. |
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'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine. }} |
'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine. }} |
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{{quote|'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice. |
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'''Gibbs:''' Twice? |
'''Gibbs:''' Twice? |
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'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie! }} |
'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie! }} |
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{{quote|'''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another. |
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'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank. |
'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank. |
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'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank. |
'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank. |
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'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me. }} |
'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me. }} |
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{{quote|'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?}} |
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{{quote|'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem. |
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'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying. |
'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying. |
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'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!> }} |
'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!> }} |
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{{quote|'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier! |
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'''Abby and McGee''': Of ''course'' it was. }} |
'''Abby and McGee''': Of ''course'' it was. }} |
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{{quote|''[after surviving a [[Stuff Blowing Up|car bomb]]]''<br /> |
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'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[[[Beat]]]'' [[I Lied|I lied.]] }} |
'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[[[Beat]]]'' [[I Lied|I lied.]] }} |
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Latest revision as of 22:02, 7 August 2014
TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI? |
Gibbs: Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. Grab your gear! |
Kate: I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret! |
Ziva: [at the copy machine] Die, you stupid machine! |
Franks: My brother and I married the same woman twice. |
Tony: Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another. |
Ziva: What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat? |
Tony: You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem. |
Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier! |