Mystery Science Theater 3000/Haiku
Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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- Characters
- Laconic
- Recap
- S01
- S02
- S03
- E01 Cave Dwellers
- E02 Gamera
- E03 Pod People
- E04 Gamera vs. Barugon
- E05 Stranded in Space
- E06 Time of the Apes
- E07 Daddy-O
- E08 Gamera vs. Gaos
- E09 The Amazing Colossal Man
- E10 Fugitive Alien
- E11 It Conquered the World
- E12 Gamera vs. Guiron
- E13 Earth vs. the Spider
- E14 Mighty Jack
- E15 Teenage Caveman
- E16 Gamera vs. Zigra
- E17 Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
- E18 Star Force Fugitive Alien II
- E19 War of the Colossal Beast
- E20 The Unearthly
- E21 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
- E22 Master Ninja
- E23 The Castle of Fu Manchu
- E24 Master Ninja II
- S04
- E02 The Giant Gila Monster
- E03 City Limits
- E04 Teenagers From Outer Space
- E05 Being From Another Planet
- E07 The Killer Shrews
- E08 Hercules Unchained
- E09 The Indestructible Man
- E10 Hercules Against the Moon Men
- E11 The Magic Sword
- E12 Hercules and the Captive Women
- E14 Tormented
- E15 The Beatniks
- E16 Fire Maidens From Outer Space
- E18 Attack of the Eye Creatures
- E19 The Rebel Set
- E20 The Human Duplicators
- E21 Monster-A-Go-Go
- E22 The Day the Earth Froze
- E23 Bride of the Monster
- E24 Manos: The Hands of Fate
- S05
- E01 Warrior of the Lost World
- E02 Hercules
- E03 Swamp Diamonds
- E04 Secret Agent Super Dragon
- E05 The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
- E06 Eegah
- E07 I Accuse My Parents
- E08 Operation Double 007
- E09 The Girl in Lovers Lane
- E10 The Painted Hills
- E11 The Gunslinger
- E12 Mitchell
- E13 The Brain That Wouldn't Die
- E14 Teen Age Strangler
- E15 Wild World of Batwoman
- E16 Alien From L.A.
- E17 Beginning of the End
- E19 Outlaw
- E20 Radar Secret Service
- E21 Santa Claus
- E22 Teenage Crime Wave
- E23 Village of the Giants
- E24 12 to the Moon
- S06
- E01 Girls Town
- E02 Invasion USA
- E03 The Dead Talk Back
- E04 Zombie Nightmare
- E05 Colossus and the Headhunters
- E06 The Creeping Terror
- E07 Bloodlust
- E08 Code Name Diamond Head
- E09 The Skydivers
- E10 The Violent Years
- E11 Last of the Wild Horses
- E12 The Starfighters
- E13 The Sinister Urge
- E14 San Francisco International
- E15 Kitten With a Whip
- E16 Racket Girls
- E17 The Sword and the Dragon
- E18 High School Big Shot
- E19 Red Zone Cuba
- E20 Danger Death Ray
- E21 The Beast of Yucca Flats
- E22 Angels Revenge
- E23 The Amazing Transparent Man
- E24 Samson vs. the Vampire Women
- S07
- S08
- E01 Revenge of the Creature
- E02 The Leech Woman
- E03 The Mole People
- E04 The Deadly Mantis
- E05 The Thing That Couldn't Die
- E06 The Undead
- E07 Terror From the Year 5000
- E08 The She Creature
- E09 I Was a Teenage Werewolf
- E10 The Giant Spider Invasion
- E11 Parts the Clonus Horror
- E12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures
- E13 Jack Frost
- E14 Riding With Death
- E15 Agent for HARM
- E16 Prince of Space
- E17 The Horror of Party Beach
- E18 Devil Doll
- E19 Invasion of the Neptune Men
- E20 Space Mutiny
- E21 Time Chasers
- E22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
- S09
- S10
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A guy, two puppets,
The worst films in history,
And barrels of snark.
—Tacitus
Just say to yourself,
"It is just a show, I should
Really just relax."
—Heart Burn Kid
Guy goes into space
Builds a couple of robots
Watches bad movies.
—Sillstaw
Clowns are raining down;
Hear the scream of the grease paint!
Danger! Clown puddles.
—Tom Servo (Attack of the Giant Leeches)
Next Sunday, A.D.,
A buffoon and his robots
Review bad movies.
—buri-chan