My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes
The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!
—Billy Connolly
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Monogamy is for the weak!
—Marena, Keychain of Creation
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I want a girl who likes to play dirty games |
The more men you've been with, the more I love you
—Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four
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I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?
—Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers
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Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!" —Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes
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Marriage is only possible for me if it's an open marriage. A building situation where each helps the other grow. I've been dating younger men because they still have that spontaneity and creativity. But I haven't found anyone yet to have an open marriage with.
—Suzy Chaffee
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I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.
—Cindy Margolis
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Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches on your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?
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And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife.
—James Reynolds, Hamilton, "Say No To This"
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