Motivational Lie/Quotes

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Goku: Gohan, remember Icarus?
Gohan: [Gohan has a short flashback of his cute, baby pet dragon Icarus, which ends with Icarus' death]
Goku: Gohan, he did it. [Goku points at Vegeta]

Vegeta: Oh, this is bullshit! I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! Not for lack of trying, mind you...

Stan: You know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man."
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: ...You're right, Stan. Thank you, boys! (resumes his fight against Satan)
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in The Bible?

Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.