Monster Mash/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"...So I'm stuck hangin' out with her weird-ass friends, nothing much in common but I try to pretend
This one dude, he's just a creepy-ass nuisance, wears a cape and talks with an accent, overdoin' it

But at least he's better than that big dude in her crew, 'cause he doesn't say a thing, just grunts and stumbles through

I mean, I get along fine with that other guy there, but man, I wish he didn't keep sheddin' all that hair

But the night is lookin' beautiful, a full moon is out, and I'm glad that she and I are gonna go out on the town..."
Adam Warrock, 'Zombie Girl"

There's a bat they call Lestat

Who will sink his teeth in you

You might meet a creature

From the swampy black lagoon

And if the moon is full

You might meet the loup-garou

Don't go by the riverside

You'll be sorry if you do!
Voltaire, "Don't Go By The River"