Megatokyo/Funny

Any time Ping goes into "defensive" mode. Such as when she first met Dom.

Ping: Oh, hi, Miss Sugawara-san. Sorry about the mess. I had to make a bad man go away.
Sugawara: Bad... man?
Ping: Uh huh. It's OK, he's gone now. I think I got all the glass up off the floor...
Sugawara: Where...?
Ping: Outside somewhere. Oh, and I'm sorry about the concrete column. His head kinda clipped it when I heaved him out the window.

"Well, at least falling head first into a dumpster isn't really a moral dilemma."
"This Tokyo. No one brain real."

Largo: "F5CK, I am on fire."

Erika: "BAKA!"

When Yuki brings Zom-Zom home, her father realizes she's awakened as a Magical Girl...and her mother thinks he's talking about the pet.

Masamichi: We've talked about this! We agreed that we don't want this for her! It's too big of a thing, too much of a burden! You know what it's like! You know what she'll go through!!
Meimi: Yes, I agree, I wish she'd brought home a smaller creature.
Masamichi: It's bigger than our house and it's a ROTTING UNDEAD ZOMBIE MONSTER!!!
Meimi: Then we won't have to worry about it getting run over by a car, will we?

Yuki, being a Magical Girl, naturally becomes frightened when what looks like Kyuubey's head topples down the staircase towards her.

Piro: What was that?
Miho: Can we just assume that for the rest of the day you wouldn't want to know the answer to that question?

Largo and the muffin cart.
- Most instances involving Largo, especially later on when it concerns Erika Hayasaka. Love Makes You (Even More) Crazy Awesome?