Magnetic Girlfriend/Quotes
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"When you were single, nobody was thinking about your ugly ass. Then your woman got a hold on you, she cut your hair, washed you down, gave you a Life Saver, wiped the crust outa your eyes... now everybody wanna fuck."
—Chris Rock
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Marten: Dammit, how come girls are only interested in me now that I'm dating someone?! |
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