MARDEK/Funny
Multiple Chapters:
- Practically everything the Governance de Magi says while staging its council meetings. Especially Melchior's lines. In particular:
(The Governance de Magi is asking for volunteers to go after Rohoph) |
- Every single thing Solaar says.
- Also, Saul, an over-the-top necromancer who narrates his life in a mixture of Purple Prose and Stylistic Suck.
Chapter 2:
Mardek: Well, I'd only kill a guy if he killed me first! |
- The encyclopedia's description of the zombie locksmith miniboss.
WHY A ZOMBIE LOCKSMITH?! WHY?! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! IT DOESN'T FIT IN ANYWHERE AT ALL!! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!! |
Chapter 3:
(Gaspar is talking about how he will kill Mardek's party before they level up enough to pose a threat) |
- Take Vehrn and Elywen into the Dark Temple. Talk to Elywen. Do the same, but with Elwyen and Solaar. Laughter will ensue.