Ludicrous Gibs/Quotes
"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."
—Leo, VG Cats, "#207 - "You've Got Some Red On You"
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In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!
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"The janitor will not be happy when he gets back."
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{someone got blown to bits} |
"Good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there."
—AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare
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The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield —They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"
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