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* Verence and Magrat order a book on sex from Ankh-Morpork. When Shawn Ogg unwraps it, he and the wizards look over it in awe... {{spoiler|and it turns out that Verence had ordered a book on ''Martial'', not Marital, Arts by mistake.}} |
* Verence and Magrat order a book on sex from Ankh-Morpork. When Shawn Ogg unwraps it, he and the wizards look over it in awe... {{spoiler|and it turns out that Verence had ordered a book on ''Martial'', not Marital, Arts by mistake.}} |
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{{quote|'''Shawn''': He's doing it with his feet! I didn't know you could do it with your feet! |
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And, look, here's one where both chaps are doing it with sticks... }} |
And, look, here's one where both chaps are doing it with sticks... }} |
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* Hodgesaargh the royal falconer. He's named like that because a man's name is what he says when he introduces himself. |
* Hodgesaargh the royal falconer. He's named like that because a man's name is what he says when he introduces himself. |
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* The elf giving Lady Jane the falcon one order: "Kill". Which she carries out with gusto... on the elf. Hodgesaargh casually notes that yeah, that's what happens when he tries it too. |
* The elf giving Lady Jane the falcon one order: "Kill". Which she carries out with gusto... on the elf. Hodgesaargh casually notes that yeah, that's what happens when he tries it too. |
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Latest revision as of 00:39, 22 September 2023
- Verence and Magrat order a book on sex from Ankh-Morpork. When Shawn Ogg unwraps it, he and the wizards look over it in awe... and it turns out that Verence had ordered a book on Martial, not Marital, Arts by mistake.
Shawn: He's doing it with his feet! I didn't know you could do it with your feet! |
- Hodgesaargh the royal falconer. He's named like that because a man's name is what he says when he introduces himself.
- Casanunda and Nanny's dinner... or any other activity they engage in (which is never the obvious one).
- Let's not forget the lead-up to Nanny Ogg's bath, which causes the locals to barricade themselves in their homes.
- The elf giving Lady Jane the falcon one order: "Kill". Which she carries out with gusto... on the elf. Hodgesaargh casually notes that yeah, that's what happens when he tries it too.
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