Lords and Ladies/Funny

Verence and Magrat order a book on sex from Ankh-Morpork. When Shawn Ogg unwraps it, he and the wizards look over it in awe... and it turns out that Verence had ordered a book on Martial, not Marital, Arts by mistake.

Shawn: He's doing it with his feet! I didn't know you could do it with your feet!
And, look, here's one where both chaps are doing it with sticks...

Hodgesaargh the royal falconer. He's named like that because a man's name is what he says when he introduces himself.
Casanunda and Nanny's dinner... or any other activity they engage in (which is never the obvious one).
Let's not forget the lead-up to Nanny Ogg's bath, which causes the locals to barricade themselves in their homes.
The elf giving Lady Jane the falcon one order: "Kill". Which she carries out with gusto... on the elf. Hodgesaargh casually notes that yeah, that's what happens when he tries it too.

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