Lloyd gets many but this troper's absolute favourite is in Incident at Luna Vista after Britney depresses Kirk to the point that he becomes a puddle.
Lloyd: You know what Britney, I've had it with you!
Britney: Like,excuse me?!
Lloyd: All you ever think about is yourself!
Britney: Duh, who else would I think about? I'm the one that matters!
Lloyd: Look, maybe back at school we all thought you being pretty and knowing what was cool was really important, but I'm not gonna waste my last half hour caring about some girl who doesn't care about me OR my friends! You wanna be a popular girl now? Try being nice for a change!
