Left 4 Dead 2/Quotes

Coach: ""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."
Ellis: (Cocks shotgun) "Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."

Coach: "Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"
Nick: "Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."

Coach: "This used to be a nice neighborhood!"

Nick: "I have not... come this far... to die now."

Nick: "Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."

Nick: "So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"
Ellis: "Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."
Nick: "What gun bag?"
Ellis: "You didn't grab the guns?"
Nick: "ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"
Ellis: "Pretty much everybody."

Coach: "Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."