Joisey/Quotes
"I'm from New Jersey, man! In Jersey we kill people for no reason at all, cuz we all got cancer anyway, so who gives a shit!" —Buddy Bradley, Hate
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Baby, this town rips the bones from your back —Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
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Today, sleep is regarded as a complex and inconstant state, a state not unlike New Jersey. —Howie Mandel, on St. Elsewhere
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey. —Anonymous Doctor
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Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? |
"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished, and no one's asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey." —Metatron to Bethany in Dogma
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Twas bergen and the eirie road —Paul Kieffer
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Anna Baragli: He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when. —from Hudson Hawk
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"So robots have a hell?" —from Wishes, Chapter 12, by ShayneT
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Scientist: I thought the army destroyed Godzilla? |
Located in you know where the fuck we are, and bordered by a bunch of places that can suck it -- especially you, Pennsylvania -- New Jersey is one of the nation's oldest and most historic states. So fuck you. Founded by a guy who could kick your state founder's ass, and boasting some of the safest, cleanest cities in America -- you hear that, jerk? -- New Jersey will destroy you, just say the word. And while the state has in recent years come under fire from environmental groups, that doesn't fucking matter because Jersey rules. Oh, and by the way, the entire state was balls-deep in your girlfriend last night. |
...So I built a third boardwalk. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one will stay up, and that's what you're going to get, lad. The strongest boardwalk in Jersey. —Fark.com, 9/14/2013, on Gov. Christie's pledge to rebuild after the Seaside boardwalk fire
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Mike: I hate Joisey! |
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