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Archbishop of Canterbury: And do you the chosen Bishops of England, Wales and Scotland assent to this anointment?
Scottish Bishop: For Scotland I do.
Welsh Bishop: For Wales I do.
Johnny English (disguised as English bishop): For England—(removes bishop disguise)—I DO NOT!

    • In the sequel, there's:
      • The chase scene in Hong Kong, and the fight scene that followed.
      • The entire wheelchair sequence, mainly since Johnny managed to outrun every agent the British government could throw at him using a hi-speed wheelchair.
      • And finally, everything following Johnny's Disney Death all the way to him blowing up Ambrose.
  • Nightmare Fuel / Hell Is That Noise: In-universe, sort of; in the second movie, halfway, Johnny English gets nervous upon hearing a vacuum cleaner (fear caused by a cleaning old lady, no less).
  • Unfortunate Implications: In the sequel. Upon seeing that he's been assigned a black dude for a partner, Johnny says "well, it'll be nice to have someone to carry the bags." It probably made it through since the next thing he does is eat something he really shouldn't.

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