Jeff Dunham/Quotes

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Local flavor

  • Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:

Walter: [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the entire state?

  • Santa Ana, California, on Arguing with Myself

Peanut [reading name of city]: "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?

Jeff's usual response to a heckler

Usually Walter or Peanut: Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!