Imma Wiserd/YMMV
- Accidental Innuendo: Almost painfully at times.
- when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
- da loins were cummin towards me.
- The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
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"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin. "ILL BEET U BOT" sed a hufflypuff. |
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- Non Sequitur Scene: Where to even begin?
- Canon Defilement:
- Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.
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it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed. |
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- Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.
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"weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died." |
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- Gary Stu: Turtle manages to fight "Vadermort" and be placed in an advanced class within his first few days at Hogwarts.
- So Bad It's Good: of the Brain Bleach variety