I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again/Funny

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• Many of the puns could amount to this, but here's one of this troper's favorites:

John: Beat the eggs, whip the cream, and strangle the butter.

• • Also worth mentioning is the Black Cinderella 2 Goes East variation.

Cinderella: There's so much to do -- darn the socks, stuff the turkey, bugger the ironing...