How It Should Have Ended/Funny

In the second Lost episode, Hurley protects the Island's heart by simply nailing a "Keep out! Causes deadly smoke monsters." sign in front of it. Then, now that he and Ben have loads of free time, they have a montage with an awesome song playing in the background.
From Sherlock Holmes: "Throat punch, throat punch, throat punch, throat punch, throat punch..."
Vader walking around ISSD, bragging everyone that he have a son.
- Brought back wonderfully in "Return Of The Jedi" when Vader realizes he has a daughter.

The Emperor: (groans) See what you did? Who knows how long he'll be running around like that. Do you realize how annoying it is to put up with him this way-
Darth Vader: Hey, wait a second. You told me I killed Padme in my anger.
Emperor: Uh... yes?
Vader: Well, how did she manage to deliver two kids? That doesn't add up.
Emperor: She, uh... lost the will to live....?
Vader: YOU LIED TO ME! I'LL KILL YOU!

The ending of the Pulp Fiction episode, when Pumpkin and Honeybunny decide to rob the diner because it cuts down on 'the hero factor'... only to discover Superman and Batman sitting in the very next booth.

Superman: Hi.

All of "How Terminator Should End." The crossover with Back to The Future was inspired. Watching Strickland get stabbed and Biff shot was just the icing.
The ending of The Hunger Games.
- During the cornucopia bloodbath: "District 9 has found the mecha!"
Dutch from Predator appears very filthy in "How To Survive An Alien Attack," explaining that after he sets up booby traps for aliens, he likes to hide in the mud and watch the aliens get trapped.

Interviewer: That doesn't smell like mud.
Schaeffer: You don't smell like mud!

Megatron constantly interrupting his Battleship game with Optimus Prime to express his inability to accept the existence of a movie based on the simple game. The last straw for Optimus comes when Megatron points out that Battleship even stars Rihanna, and sings, "You sank my ship in a hopeless place!"
After Tony asks Superman and Batman if they feel jealous about how epically he and the other Avengers managed to save the world from Loki:

Batman: I'm not jealous. I'm Batman.
Superman: I guess I would be jealous, if I wasn't like all of you combined! If I couldn't fly, or shoot lasers, or catch missiles, or see really far, or smash through buildings, or wear red and blue...
(large piles of money suddenly appear)
Tony: What's that? You're fading out.
Steve: Whoa! We've broken too many records!
Thor: We can't hear you through all of this box office money!
(The Avengers laugh as the money pile grows so large, everyone gets buried except for Batman and Supes.)

Captain America wonders why the city names on the German bombs were written in English:

Doctor Zola: But why do you want it in English, sir? We are German.
Red Skull: DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!

How Toy Story 3 Should Have Ended--where to start? The mock Randy Newman song? The subtle sex joke with Woody's "you did everything with her?" comment, or even the entire "play" scene with Bonnie and Andy?

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