Homestar Runner/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


So cool an email,
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong dear Strong Bad.

Strong Bad, "japanese cartoon"

A butt for a face,
Little brother. Dork. Dork. Dork.
Stay out of my room.

Strong Bad on Strong Sad, "Halloween Fairstival"

Computer Over.
Virus=Very Yes.
That's not a good prize!

Strong Bad, "virus"

Homestar says "Hello!
Welcome to Homestar Runner
Dot net." "It's dot COM!"

—Paviel

Pom-Pom and Strong Bad
Are totally making out
With Marzipan… crap.

—Johnny Lurg

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