Hold Up Your Score

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The next person got three noses.

Somebody does something stupid or amazing; another character (or several), who witnessed the event, holds up a sign with the score. Frequently, the sign comes from nowhere; a table might be provided as well. The score can be anything, but it's usually high—a common gag is for one of the judges to award a 6, only to realize they had it upside down and switch to a 9. A lot of times, the score goes Up to Eleven—literally. And then sometimes the score doesn't even make any sense, such as in the picture provided here.

In works with international judge panels, there will often be a judge who's stereotypically hard to impress—back in the day, it was the Russian judge, and in food competitions it's usually the French judge. Reality TV shows favour the Mean Brit.

This comes from the world of sports, like figure skating and gymnastics, where athletes' scores are announced by having the judges hold up signs with numbers on them. Or at least, that's the trope—nowadays, they just punch numbers into a computer.

Examples of Hold Up Your Score include:

Parody Examples

Anime and Manga

  • In Bamboo Blade, Sayako tells a sob story about why eventual Sixth Ranger Azuma Satori had to give up kendo and can't join the team. Saya's teammates, unimpressed with her tale, all rate her story a 3 out of 10.
  • Chapter 47 of Urusei Yatsura had Cherry making an Incredibly Lame Pun (rendered in Viz's Woolseyfied translation as "We would know your powers, oh demon! How about demon-strating a few of them?") to which Sakura, Lum, and Shinobu responded by holding up signs reading "2", "3", and "2" (respectively).

Film

Live Action TV

Waldorf: You gave him a 1?
Statler: He's never been better!

Professional Sports

  • During the NBA dunk contest, it's gotten so ridiculous that, although there are official judges whose scores are the only ones who count, most of the fans in the stands will have score signs as well to show their approval.
  • During his WCW days, pro wrestler Diamond Dallas Page would have his valet Kimberly hold up scorecards whenever he executed a particularly effective move. Naturally, winning the match earned him a "10."

Web Original

  • Teen Girl Squad did this once, for a contest of, apparently, diving into a lion's mouth. One of the girls got a two (and was thus "TWO'd"), and another got a score of "Three noses?".
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged: After ordering four iced teas, and drinking them in unison, Jotaro and the gang are scored. Everyone gives them perfect scores, except for Germany (a 7.4).

Joeseph: Oh, f*** you, Germany!

Western Animation

  • The Phineas and Ferb episode "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror!", where Phineas enters a surfing contest and gets a score so high it causes one judge to reconsider Einstein's theory of relativity!
  • In one episode of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, several of the kids were holding a gymnastic competition on the playground, and a few of the kids played the judges complete with the score cards (notably, Kevin). On Ed's turn, he epic fails his run, causing him to crash into things, fly several dozens of feet in the air and land face flat on the ground. Kevin's rating: d0rk.
  • In one episode of Pepper Ann, the title character tries Playing Sick in front of her mother at breakfast so she can get the day off school. As she coughs and moans pathetically, her younger sister holds up scorecards judging her performance.
  • In the Adventures in Care-a-Lot episode "Stand Up and Cheer," the judges at a talent show use cards with either a heart or a storm cloud on them.
  • Done in Beauty and the Beast during Gaston's number.
  • The Looney Tunes Ensemble Cast did this in Space Jam after watching Michael Jordan and his seat plunge downwards from the sky to the ground. Pepé Le Pew's rating: ♥
  • There's an episode of The Fairly OddParents in which Timmy dives into a pool and gets marks, including a low mark from a kid dressed up like a stereotypical Russian. Timmy then uses one of the cards to cover his modesty when his swimming trunks fall off.
  • Used on Futurama during the Miss Universe pageant. One of the judges is Zapp Brannigan, who holds up his room number instead.
  • A moment with the "punch in numbers" modern version in Iron Wok Jan; at the end of the second major tournament arc, the last judge is unable to enter a score due to an ostrich attack sending everyone running. One of the chefs punches in the numbers he thinks Jan deserves, and they call it a day.
  • Sadlygrove does this at one point in Wakfu. He's judging Evangelyne, so unsurprisingly he gives her a 10.


Serious Examples (examples with actual judges)

Film

  • The Brady Bunch Movie did this with the judges from the talent competition. They were the only ones who liked their act - everybody else at the show hated them.

Literature

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire featured Barty Crouch, Cornelius Fudge, and the three magical school headmasters as judges for the Triwizard Tournament. Igor Karkaroff was the hard-to-please judge, blatantly favoring his student with high scores.

Live-Action TV

Video Games

  • This is the basis of one of the puzzles in Escape from Monkey Island. Three judges score you in a diving competition against a resident champion. Winning is achieved by finding out how to impress each of the judges and also sabotaging the competition.
  • The pizza competitions in Pizza Tycoon are judged like this.
  • City of Heroes includes a set of Emote Animations which allow characters to hold up score cards ranging from 0 to 10.


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