Hello, Insert Name Here/Quotes
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"That's right! I remember now! His name is DOUCHE!"
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"Princess Zelda gets herself into a pickle and has to be un-pickled by the hero, who is called 'Link' on the few occasions where I feel mature enough to not abuse the 'enter your name' feature and 'Fagballs' at all other times."
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"I started the game, and I always like to name Link something that adds a frisson to the dialogue. So, in this case, I tried 'Fuck me', which seems to be the subtext of every conversation Link has with a female character, to use the word 'conversation' generously. This one did get a bit nonsensical at times, but it added a certain emphasis to certain moments, like when I walked into the Ice Cavern and my little dipshit fairy friend said 'Fuck me, it's cold in here!'"
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"Zelda...that name seems...somehow familiar."
—Princess Zelda in The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, when Link first meets her while named "Zelda"
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