Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks/Funny
- Despite his claims it was terrible, The Loved One amateur movie he described was one long movie of hilarity.
- His and Stone Cold Steve Austin's attempts to drive Diamond Dallas Page crazy on a WCW road trip with a combination of Gaslighting, mean jokes, and duping the man into sleeping in a bed with sheets they lined with broken cookies to make his night-time miserable.
- His recurring efforts to slip in insults to Al Snow whenever he could find a chance, often at impromptu points in his book.
- The way he describes Rip Rogers, a man so lacking in shame he once ran with a joke some guys wanted to have a jailhouse romance with him by running towards them backward down a hall with his "puckered starfish" leading the charge.