"I wanted to know about the Doctor - the man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world. Except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history when there was no sign of him. I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now. Sometimes, the Doctor must look at this planet... and turn away in shame."
Metatron: You know those constitutionals He likes to take? Rufus: I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. (to Bethany) God's a skeeball fanatic. Metatron: Yes, the Lord has quite a fancy for the game, been playing it for years. He assumes a human form once a month and indulges, doesn't tell anyone where He's going. From what I understand, He always gives His points away to neighborhood children. Isn't that sweet? Bethany: But She hasn't come back from one of these day trips, is that what you're saying?
Metatron: (annoyed) No, she hasn't, and we've been unable to locate her.
Castiel: I'm going to find God. Dean: God? Castiel: Yes. Dean:God!? Castiel: Yes. He's not in Heaven; he has to be somewhere. Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
