Gruntz/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • From Gruntz, a fun game by Monolith studios, you click on your Grunt to select him. What if you keep clicking him though?
    • "Yo"

"Wassup?"
"Y'ello?"
"Stop Clicking Me"
"I'm serious!"
"STOOOOOOPPPP IIIIIIITTTTT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"CAN'T...TAKE IT ANYMORE! GOING....TO EXPLODE, UUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH.....heh heh, scared ya, didn't I?"

    • Also, the intro AND outro are hilarious...
      "And as the final warp stone piece was placed, the worm hole OPENED!" * FART* "Yeah, and that's when Grimley farted on me, and the King couldn't BELIEVE how loud it was." "He was looking at the wormhole, you imbecile!" "Yeah...that's when I turned to my brother and said 'We REALLY need to lay off those mushrooms'" "No you didn't, you said 'Mommy, mommy, I want to go home, and you all jumped into the worm hole, leaving your precious baby toy behind, UAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "Hey, who you callin' a baby?! Your MOM didn't mind my baby toy, your momma LIKES my baby toy, okay BABY!?" "That's it! Enough of my mother, this game, I'VE HAD IT!" "oooooh, he's kickin' stuff now, ain't he? Your momma loves my baby toy, your momma loves my baby toy...ahahahaha!"
      • You can find it in its entirety right here.

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