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{{quote|'''Gathers''': Do you want the bad news or the good news first?
'''Brock''': I don't know, the good I guess-
'''Gathers''': ''There is no good news!'' Just bad news and ''weird'' news.
|''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}

{{quote|Those of you who volunteered to be [[Lego Genetics|injected with praying mantis DNA]], I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much ''better'' test for you: fighting [[Gone Horribly Right|an army of mantis men]]. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.|Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science|''[[Portal 2]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Cool Old Lady|Admiral Emm]]''': [[Everything's Better with Monkeys|Commodore Bhotsu]] plays an amusing game with me. At least, I presume it to be amusing for him. I would now like to play it with you. It is called "Good News Bad News".
'''[[Torture Technician|DeHaans]]''': Umm...I know this game well, Admiral. [[This Is Gonna Suck|I'd rather not play]].
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

{{quote|I've got some bad news, and I've got some good news.  The bad news is, there is no [[Riddle for the Ages|key to the Universe]].  The good news is, it has been left unlocked.|[[Swami Beyondananda]]|"G-U-R-U Rap"}}

{{quote|''Somebody in the thread said "Oh god, there's [[Down the Drain|not another sewer level]], is there?", and the good news is no, there is not another sewer level. Bad news is [[Cut and Paste Environments|it's the same one from before]].''|[[Slowbeef]]|[http://bd.baldurk.org/1075#title Let's Play] [[Dead to Rights]]}}

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