Gold Digger/Quotes

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"I come to wive it wealthily in Padua."

(After learning Carters family is worth 700+ million dollars)
Abby: How old are you? 30?
Carter: 31.
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter: (laughs) We come with a built in gold-digger alarm. My Grandmother installs them at birth!
Susan: And I haven't set it off? You better have that thing checked!

"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl"

Madonna, "Material Girl"

"There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

She's a maneater
Make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love.
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you wish you never met her at all."

Nelly Furtado, "Maneater"

"She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey now, there's nothing for free"

Good Charlotte, "Boys and Girls"

"Now I know, that I had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.
I picture the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
(just thought you should know nigga)"

CeeLo Green, "Fuck You"

"She's dangerous, superbad
Better watch out cause she'll take your cash
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)"

Ludacris, "Gold Digger"
  1. Fun fact: She broke up with him later in that episode.