Gilligan Cut/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

(Cut to... well, what do you think?)

Steeve: Can I have the tank back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?

Grot: We ain't givin' it to ya fer a cookie!

(ten seconds later)

Grot: Damn. He's persuasive...
—A Day In the Life of a Commissar, a Warhammer 40,000 Machinima

Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.

[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!

Young!Homer: Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding me down.
8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.

Homer: You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids. That would be a devastating edit.

"I am not getting a cat."
[scene break]

"I have a cat."