Firefly (TV series)/Quotes
"Serenity"
Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month. |
Dobson: (holds a gun to River's head and uses her as a shield) "I'm not playing anymore. If anyone so much as moves-" |
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? |
"The Train Job"
Mal: Darn. |
"Safe"
Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? |
"Our Mrs. Reynolds"
Mal: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. |
"Jaynestown"
Simon: "I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." |
Jayne: "You all think somebody's just gonna drop money on ya? Money they could use? Well there ain't people like that!... There's just people like me!" |
"Shindig"
Badger: 'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. |
Atherton: Half of these men wish you were draped on their arm. |
Jayne: What we need is a diversion... I say Zoe gets nekkid. |
Mal: Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (Stabs Atherton in the side.) Guess I'm just a good man. (Stabs him again.) Well, I'm all right. |
"War Stories"
Wash: "I don't want you to spare me, Mal. If you think you know what's happening, then you tell me. You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were in this situation with you, would you? You would be planning, and plotting and... possibly scheming. So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do. Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So... I'm Zoe. Now, what do I do?" |
Wash: "I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey." |
Mal: "That's not true! There's plenty of orders of mine that she didn't obey!" |
Zoe: Preacher, don't The Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? |
Zoe: This is something the Captain has to do for himself. |
Mal: I know it's a difficult mission... but you and I... have to get it on. |
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