Equal Rites/Quotes
If broomsticks were cars, this one would be a split-window Morris Minor. |
"While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe." —Discworld scientists at work
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They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.
—Discworld scientists at work
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They may have been ugly. They may have been evil. But when it came to poetry in motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a deck-chair. |
"They say there's dwarf mines under the Ramtops," she said inconsequentially. "My, but them little buggers is in for a surprise."
—Granny reflects on Esk's methods of lighting a fire.
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. |
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