Eight Legged Freaks/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "...The Lee Harvey Oswald rifle[1]...Why we have that, I do not know."
    • "Oswald's gun...man, this is the weirdest day of my life!"
  • Ashley tasing Bret in the junk.
  • Outside the mall, a man pins down a spider and proceeds to punch it in the "face." The spider flips them over and returns the favor.
  1. actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38