Duckman/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


    • From "Days of Whining and Neurosis", when Cornfed introduces himself to the therapy group:

Cornfed: My name is Dr. Gelman.
Duckman: No you're not.
Cornfed: Yes I am.
Duckman: No you're not.
Cornfed: Yes I am.
Duckman: What are ya talking about?! You're-
Cornfed: (grabbing Duckman's bill) My name is Dr. Gelman, Dr. GELMAN. Nobody knows me here, so I'm introducing myself!
Duckman: Oh OHHHHHHH! Nice to meet you, Dr. Cornfed!
Cornfed: (sighs angrily)