Dr. Chaos/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Goddamned Bats: Present and accounted for. Several of them also come with nigh-instant respawning for extra pain-in-the-assitude.
  • Paranoia Fuel: That door could have a potion or some ammo, sure, but it could also hide pastel blue Frankenstein with exposed ribcage or his cohort, ghastly, wide-mouthed Roseanne Barr-lookalike and squat, giant-headed Peter Lorre!
  • So Okay It's Average: What most people who've played the game think of it, despite its noteworthy frightening atmosphere. The gameplay itself is basically The Goonies II with a freaky paint job.