Down on the Farm/Quotes
It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
—Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty
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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
—Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"
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Darla: ...or you wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska! |
World's largest corn maze built in Nebraska. Maze is designed to be much like Nebraska in that you enter, see nothing but corn, then leave.
—Fark.com, 9/6/2006
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Dot: All is strange and vague. |
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.
—Anonymous
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