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'''''[http://www.scoutshonour.com/donttakeitpersonallybabeitjustaintyourstory/ don't take it personally, babe, it just ain't your story]''''' is a 2011 [[Visual Novel]] by Christine Love, creator of ''[[Digital: A Love Story]]''.

Set in the year [[Twenty Minutes Into the Future|2027]], the protagonist is a middle-aged guy called John Rook who, in the midst of a nasty mid-life crisis, switches careers and becomes a high school English Literature teacher. His new school has a zero-tolerance policy on bullying, and to help facilitate this, Rook is (discreetly) given complete and total access to the school's social networking service, including all the private messages of his students.

Can Rook sort out his own personal problems, learn to be a good teacher to his students ''and'' keep the lid on his voyeurism?

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* [[All Lowercase Letters]]: The title.
* [[Alpha Bitch]]: Taylor.
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: Nolan. He ''says'' he's just dating {{spoiler|Akira}} [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|to make him happy]] and have a friend, but it's not clear how much he means it.
* [[Arc Words]]: "That's it for the day. Well... as far as classes go, anyway."
* [[Author Appeal]]: The reason for [[Cast Full of Gay]].
** [[The Rant]]: And be prepared to hear plenty of reasons why high school English is awful.
* [[Big Brother Is Watching]]: And his name is Mr. Rook. As it turns out, {{spoiler|everyone figures, but nobody really cares}}.
* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: Akira's mom posts on AmieConnect on the topic of {{spoiler|his coming out}} in Japanese. {{spoiler|It roughly translates to "It's about time you did lololol"}}.
** Though [[Did Not Do the Research|not in a very natural-sounding way.]]
* [[Blue and Orange Morality]]: {{spoiler|The bizarre concept about privacy. Not to mention their sense of humor}}...
* [[Book Dumb]]: Most of the class is doing pretty badly in John's class, and it's probably not all due to his inexperience and the frequent distractions from his actual job. {{spoiler|It doesn't matter anyway because in the end, the school imposes a ridiculously generous grading curve to maintain their reputation}}.
* [[Brain Bleach]]: John's normal reaction to thinking about his students having sex.
* [[Brand X]]: AmieConnect is totally not Facebook, and 12channel is totally not 4chan (and not 12chan either, you perv)! Amusingly, {{spoiler|the former "real thing" is referred to by name towards the end, and the Internet equivalent of a [[Collective Groan]] occurs when an (old at the time of the game's publication, much more so by ''2027'') [[Interrupting Meme]] from the latter appears in its equivalent}}.
** Almost averted by virtue of [[Did Not Do the Research]] in some cases.
* [[Brilliant but Lazy]]: Implied with Kendall. Then again, it was [[Otaku|on the topic of]] ''[[Battle Royale]]''...
* [[But Thou Must!]]: The [[Visual Novel]] stops you at several points and forces you to lurk on 12channel. It does the same thing if you don't read a plot-relevant status update or message soon enough.
* [[Camp Gay]]: Akira.
* [[Cast Full of Gay]]: Even [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] in a message by Taylor
* [[Chekhov's Gunman]]: {{spoiler|Ichigo Yamazaki}} shows up as the only non-student on AmieConnect long before she actually has a significant role in the plot.
* [[Clingy Jealous Girl]]: Taylor, who says some... not-terribly-nice things in pursuit of Nolan. {{spoiler|You can chew her out for it}}.
* [[Cool Teacher]]: Rooks.
* [[Depraved Homosexual]]: [[Inverted]]. The gays in the class are, for the most part, quite sane and well-adjusted, while the heteros have all sorts of emotional issues.
* {{spoiler|[[Driven to Suicide]]: Isabella}}... {{spoiler|But not really}}.
* [[Establishing Series Moment]]: The moment John Rook comes into class and introduces himself, the students begin discussing him online.
* [[Expy]]: Berserker from ''Fate/Zero'' revived as a man who avoided people until teaching English literature. Just look at John Rook, seems Berserker still has his regrets.
* [[Foreshadowing]]: The 12channel posts and the books Rooks teaches always reflect what's going on with the students.
* [[Four Point Scale]]: The student grades get pushed into this after they're off your desk, so the school will not lose funding.
* [[Genki Boy]]: Akira.
* [[Genki Girl]]: Kendall, who also brings this out in Charlotte.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: Akira calls one of his mothers "Mom" and the other "Ka-san" (Japanese equivalent to "Mom").
* [[Greek Chorus]]: AmieConnect. A rare example where ''all'' of the characters serve as the [[Greek Chorus]] for each other.
** 12channel. And while everyone's anonymous, it appears that some of the characters post on there as well.
* [[Has Two Mommies]]: Akira is stated to have a mother and ''another'' mother.
* [[High School Dance]]: The plot of Chapter 6.
* [[Hot Teacher]]: John Rook is ''extremely'' well preserved for being nearly forty years old, a fact that does not go unnoticed by the students.
* [[If It's You It's Okay]]: Nolan finally settles on this when it comes to his relationship with {{spoiler|Akira}}.
* [[Image Boards]]: Mr. Rook is a lurker on 12channel, and several cast members are heavily implied to be participating. Imageboard culture mostly hasn't changed over the course of 16 years. {{spoiler|Also, Akira and Kendall act out a thread for their big project}}...
* [[It's All About Me]]: Taylor.
{{quote|'''Nolan''': She really is that retarded about other people's feelings.}}
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Rooks rants to {{spoiler|Taylor}} about how much of a [[Cliché]] she's being.
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: The literature discussions and 12channel threads relate to the story. For bonus points, one of the first discussions is about the use of [[Show Within a Show]] in the [[Show Within a Show|Book Within A Show]].
** Subverted in the case of {{spoiler|Isabella, where the discussion of ''[[Battle Royale]]'' sets a [[Red Herring|very misleading tone]]}}.
* [[Leet Lingo]]: Kendall converses primarily in [[Image Boards|chanspeak]]. This is heavily [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] in an AmieConnect conversation about how conversations between her and [[Otaku|Akira]] turn out utterly incomprehensible.
* [[Limited Wardrobe]]: Akira wears the same shirt several days in a row.
* [[Long Title]]: It [http://img.ie/266b9.png can't be displayed in full] when you're installing the game.
* [[Manipulative Bitch]]: {{spoiler|Taylor convinces Akira that Nolan isn't attracted to him, and just hangs out with him because he needs a friend}}.
* [[May-December Romance]]: A 16/17-year old with a 38-year old.
* [[Meta Fiction]]: Both the books on the curriculum and the anime 12channel foreshadow important events. And just to make things double-meta, Rooks even discusses metafiction in one of his classes.
* [[Moral Dissonance]]: It's wrong to be a homophobe and/or a bully, but to {{spoiler|trick your teacher into thinking that it's his fault that a person killed themselves, constantly send them creepy messages and pretend to be a shinigami is A-Ok! And reading everybody's private messages is okay as well}}.
** See [[Blue and Orange Morality]] above.
* [[Multiple Reference Pun]]: {{spoiler|"[[Foreshadowing]]!"}}
* [[Mythology Gag]]: "J. Rook" was the administrator of the Lake City Local BBS board in ''[[Digital: A Love Story]]''. He even acknowledges that his last job was "with computers".
* [[Nonuniform Uniform]]: Appearantly, nobody cares about the dresscode.
* [[No Periods, Period]]: Averted in the ending with Kendall and Charlotte.
* [[The Not-Secret]]: {{spoiler|1=Your complete access to AmieConnect}}.
* [[Obligatory Joke]]: On the forum, Christine Love said, "All I ask is if you don't like it, come on, at least make the obvious joke ;)". This paid off amusingly in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130811130952/http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-748 this review], in which the reviewer observes the similarities between Rook's [[Backstory]] and his own.
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: Yes, you can give one to {{spoiler|Taylor}}. {{spoiler|No, you're not going to get one from Mrs. Yamazaki}}.
* [[Schoolgirl Lesbians]]: Kendall and Charlotte, though the latter seems to call herself pansexual.
* [[Secret Keeper]]: Taylor, for Arianna. {{spoiler|If Rook cites school policy when chewing Taylor out, she'll fire back by threatening to expose his relationship with Arianna. He talks or bluffs his way out of it}}.
* [[Shared Universe]]: With Christine Love's other game ''Digital: A Love Story'', which is set in the Lake City of 1988. Turns out {{spoiler|it [[Never Was This Universe]]. In this universe, the Internet evolved from an AI cloning itself, and [[A Is]] are a common sight}}. ''Digital: A Love Story'' even features a brief appearance by Eriko Yamazaki, Akira's grandmother and author of some of the books Mr. Rook assigns (confusingly, there's also a "J. Rook" despite how young that would make John; perhaps his father?).
* {{spoiler|[[Shinigami]]}}: It starts stalking you after the {{spoiler|supposed}} death of {{spoiler|Isabella}}. {{spoiler|Turns out to be a friend of Akira's mom, as part of an incredibly elaborate prank}}.
* [[Shipper on Deck]]: That could be you, depending on what advice you give to the various members of the resident [[Love Dodecahedron|Love Nonagon]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: Rook: "Nothing's really changed at all since then? '[[Neuromancer|Things aren't different; things are things.]]' Is that it?"
** Rook uses ''[[Battle Royale]]'', ''[[Twelfth Night]]'' and Hiroshi Ishizaki's ''Chain Mail: Addicted to You'' as part of the curriculum.
** "Now if only I could get you to go ''all'' the way with the [[My Fair Lady|Eliza Doolittle]] thing."
** ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' in 12chan.
* [[Snark Knight]]/[[Little Miss Snarker]]: Kendall, oh so much.
* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Arianna. Ok, not dangerous, but pretty annoying.
* [[Stoic Spectacles]]: Rooks.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: The students and 12channers do not necessarily type with perfect grammar.
* [[Teacher-Student Romance]]: You can have a fairly platonic one with Arianna or you can dive right into it and make out with her {{spoiler|but never more}} in Chapter 1.
* [[Title Drop]]: During dialogue between Rook and {{spoiler|Isabella}} in one of the endings.
** Played with a bit, in fact:
{{quote|{{spoiler|Isabella}}: Well, don't take it personally, babe, but...
'''Rook:''' I know what you're going to say: but it's not my story, right?
{{spoiler|Isabella}}: No, that's stupid. Why would I say that?}}
* [[Too Soon]]: An [[In-Universe]] example. After one of the students {{spoiler|commits suicide}}, Rooks decides that ''[[Romeo and Juliet]]'' would be rather inappropriate material, and switches to ''[[Twelfth Night]]'' at the last minute.
* [[Transparent Closet]]: One of the characters realizes he's gay end works up the courage to come out. When he does, everyone else is surprised it took him this long.
* [[Two-Teacher School]]: We get some evidence of there being other teachers and classes in the school, but Mr. Rook and his class are the only ones to have portraits or speaking lines.
* [[Umbrella of Togetherness]]: Arianna's first attempt to get with Rook.
* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]: Nolan.
* [[You Bastard]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]], or perhaps [[Zig-Zagging Trope|zig-zagged]]. You're set up to think {{spoiler|you'll get chewed out for creeping on all of your students' private conversations}}, when in fact {{spoiler|you get a far milder lecture on how the concept of privacy has changed}}.
* [[You Fail Linguistics Forever]]: Slang changes almost constantly, the way the students talk and the conversations on 12channel wouldn't look as they do. It would have evolved onto something else.
** Shocking to see this from a creator so obsessed with English as well.

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