Dodgeball Is Hell

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation."
Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball

It seems that in fiction, whenever a kid goes to gym class, the mean gym teacher will make them play dodgeball, much to the delight of The Bully and despair of the nerds and unpopular kids.

Despite not being a particularly dangerous sport in Real Life, in fiction, dodgeball is as close as you can get to a Blood Sport without any actual death (...usually.) Somehow, the inflatable balls weigh as much as a ton of bricks in TV Land. It's not uncommon for students to come out of the gym with injuries from nosebleeds to broken bones, and the perpetrators never seem to get in trouble for it.

This trope is somewhat Truth in Television at some schools, though usually not quite as bad as in fiction.

Examples of Dodgeball Is Hell include:

Anime and Manga

  • And an entire anime series based on this--Honji Dodge Danpei There's a bit of a pun in there--"Dodge" as pronounced in Japanese sounds like a word equivalent to "blockhead" or "doofus", which describes the personality of young Danpei.
  • Mahou Sensei Negima, chapter 5-6.
  • Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya has an epic dodgeball match between Illya and Dark Illya, complete with a Double Knockout.
  • A subarc of the Greed Island arc of Hunter X Hunter involves Gon, Killua, Bisk, Hisoka, and some minor characters in a dodgeball game. The players on the other team throw the ball with sufficient force to break bones.
    • The players on the heroes' team, however, are battle-hardened people with lethal superpowers themselves. The captain of the opposing team, Razor, is so powerful that he inflicts The Worf Effect by his mere presence and is the only person shown so far to genuinely put Monster Clown Hisoka on edge.
  • Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's had a chapter in its supplementary manga where Nanoha and Fate played dodgeball against Alisa and Suzuka. It ended with Fate getting knocked unconscious by a dodgeball thrown by the resident Shrinking Violet, Suzuka.
  • Azumanga Daioh has a dodgeball game where the attack is psychological - the child prodigy is so small that the other team keeps missing her on purpose because they think it's funny.
  • In Lucky Star, one character inadvertently makes a Les Yay comment about the relationship of two other characters just before a dodgeball game. She gets taken out of the game - hard - by one of those two.

Comic Books

  • In one of the Babymouse graphic novels, the plot revolves around the title character's dread of an upcoming dodgeball game in PE.

Fan Works

Film

  • Chicken Little. They even divide the teams into "popular" and "not popular".
  • In both the original film and musical adaptation of Hairspray, Tracey gets knocked out by a dodgeball. In the new movie, it's a throwaway gag, but in the original it's a major plot point: Link asks her out after it, and Penney and Seaweed bond when they rush over to help her.
  • Dodgeball, surprisingly enough.
  • Billy Madison did this when he's against the entire first grade class.

Literature

  • Partially subverted in the second Percy Jackson and The Olympians book The Sea Of Monsters: At first Percy thinks that gym class is just going to be this but it turns out that the other team is actually made up of giant cannibals, so it actually is a fight to the death.
  • Played with in Freckleface Strawberry and the Dodgeball Bully. The main character dreads playing dodgeball against a boy named Patrick, who throws the ball hard, but when she actually gets hit, she realizes it doesn't hurt nearly as much as she thought.

Live-Action TV

  • Comes up in an early Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, where a gang of toughs (and Xander) get turned into hyena-people.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
  • Supernatural: undercover as a gym teacher, Dean forces the kids to play dodgeball. "The whistle makes me their God."
  • This just showed up in The Middle last week.[when?][context?]
  • Appears in the first episode of Freaks and Geeks, where the titular geeks get pummeled by the jocks on the other team.
  • 30 Rock, the episode "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter," Liz goes to a Singles Dodgeball event to look for love and ends up pummeling a cute guy because she's too bitter to try to be nice.
  • An episode of Glee features dodgeball in a light-hearted musical number between the New Directions and Troubletones... before it ends with some of the Troubletones viciously pelting the new Foreign Exchange Student with dodgeballs until he starts to bleed. This causes Kurt to change his campaign focus from fighting obesity to banning dodgeball.
  • Brady and Boomer were victims of this kind of bullying in flashbacks.

Newspaper Comics

Video Games

  • One stage of Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan features a one-on-one dodgeball game between average elementary schooler Torao and his Jerk Jock rival Ryu. Set to Tomoyasu Hotei's "Thrill", and with needlessly awesome visuals out of a kung-fu movie.
  • This is as good a reason as any for why gymn in Bully focuses on dodgeball and wrestling. (Well, that and game mechanics—winning a wrestling match improves your melee attacks, while helping the nerds beat the jocks at dodgeball improves your ranged attacks.)

Web Comics

  • Paranatural had dodgeball banned in the school district by pansy parents. So the coach figured they are going to play HITBALL instead.

Web Original

Western Animation

  • South Park: Pip becomes a Dodgeball savant when he gets pissed off over people calling him French.
  • The Simpsons: Subverted with a gym teacher throwing balls at the students sadistically - he seems to like throwing things at people in general, because he's shown later throwing rolls at Groundskeeper Willie after Willie got a job in a fancy restaurant (making Willie into a gentleman being the main plot of that episode).

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  • Total Drama Island had Dodgeball as a challenge for one episode, the characters are near death by the end of it.
  • Early Dexter's Laboratory episode "Dexter Dodgeball" has Dexter forced to participate by his substitute gym teacher, who tears up Dexter's usual signed excuse. Poor Dexter then ends up targeted by a trio bullies every gym class, until he builds a dodgeball mecha to finally get even.
  • Kick Buttowski has the Emo Kid, and this happens to him a LOT.
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: Edd seems to have psychological trauma from a previous gym class and utterly loathes the sport, as first referenced in "Ed in a Halfshell".
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: In "Sing a Song of Patrick", Patrick Star fears how his attempt at a song will be received, due to a harrowing experience resulting from trying to read a poem during gym class... when they were playing dodgeball.
  • Happened in one episode of Fairly Oddparents as Timmy arrives at school after missing the bus and having to walk in the rain. He's greeted to gym class by his classmates holding dodgeballs in a game of "Drys vs Wets" - as you can imagine, he's the only one wet there.
  • In Invader Zim: 'Bludgeonball! It's fun!