Discworld (video game)/Quotes

Rincewind: As far as leaders go the only reason I'd follow him into battle, is out of curiosity.

Dibbler: Dragon Detector sir?

Rincewind: How does it work?

Dibbler: When the end bursts into flames you've found your dragon, 1 shilling. I'm cutting me own throut.

Rincewind: Hands off my pixels.

Bursur: We have wisdom and you do not. For instance. This is the action of a clever man (throws a paper plane to Rincewind)

Rincewind: What's so clever about writing down the word monkey? (librarian does the tarzan and hits Rincewind)

Bursur: Wisdom, my lad, is never cheap.

Rincewind: Well I didn't know you were selling it by the pound. (comical drum roll)

Chucky the Jester: Oh a visitor.

Puppet: Oh Chucky Chucky Chucky!!!