Death Note: The Abridged Series (1KidsEntertainment)/Funny
Light (singing): It must have been when you were kissing me! |
Light: * Insane Kira laugh* That's right... I'm hungry. Seriously, where are the potato chips? |
- and...
Light: Hey, wait a minute. You're that guy who was watching me shower this morning. |
- Then later, when Matsuda's at the Yotsuba building:
L (Over the phone to Matsuda): "Hey, Matsui! I'm L the L guy you L met the other L night at L the bar, L L L L L L L L L L L detective. Get it? It's Spanish." |
- Fridge Logic on how L isn't as Properly Paranoid as he's really supposed to be:
L: If any of you should attempt to jump Watari to find out my location or identity I should warn you that he is a Kung-Fu master. |
- The trap:
Lind L Taylor: My name, once again is Lind L. Taylor. L-I-N-D L. T-A... This is not a trap... |
- And later there's L singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" through the voice synthesizer.
- L's inner monologue on how he plans "to get close to" Kira:
L: Ideally I would get close to Kira. For all I know he might be a really swell guy. We can go for walks in the park, play competitive sports, and maybe some other stuff... Woah, where did that come from? That could be nice. Oh yeah... I know what move I'm going to make! |
Sachiko: Oh Light, I didn't realize... you see your father and I... Well you can't BLAME for thinking it... |
Light: I can't take it anymore! |
- This:
Light: I need to go use the deathroom... I mean restnote... I mean... I just gotta go. |
- Misa is arrested as the Second Kira:
L: Watari, is she talking? |
- Misa wants Rem to kill her:
- Light's Epic Fail at Spyspeak:
Light: Now I just have to endure a week of Ryuk without being able to respond to him... and I just have to subtly fit the phrase "get rid of it" into conversation the next time L talks to me. |
- As Dead Baby Comedy as it is, "I was just practicing falling sideways out of my chair. It seems like it'll come in handy later."
- Light loses his memories of the notebook:
Light: My eyes are round now! Kira's Japanese, you said so yourself! |
- This:
L: If there is a God, he totally hates me. |
Rem: If you do anything to harm Misa than the first thing that I will do is nothing, but than I wont hesitate to do nothing. You got that? Nothing, It's really painful. |