Dangerously Genre Savvy/Quotes
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"I'm not threatening you. As you can see, I'm unarmed- (is shot) ...I am of course wearing full body armor. I am not a moron."
—The Operative, Serenity
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"Anyway. Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I don't think!"
—The Master, Doctor Who, "Utopia"
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"Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
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"No, you'll warrant no villain's exposition from me!"
—Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate II
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"Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible."
—Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender. After one-shotting Aang from behind with lightning in the middle of his Transformation Sequence.
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"I Want Them Alive if possible. If not- if not, I'll understand."
—Grand Admiral Thrawn, Dark Force Rising
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"Well... it seems I had less to worry about than I thought."
—Doviculus, after killing the leader of the humans in Brutal Legend.
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George Marks: [In the Interrogation Room] We are just talking, here. Right? —Cold Case, "Mind Hunters"
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Artemus Gordon: If I may make one last request...that she aim for my heart -- the heart that loved this country so much... |
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James Bond: At least tell me the details of your plan for world domination! —The Simpsons, "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
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Dr. Wily: I've got to turn up the power...Wait, what am I worrying about? There's no way Mega Man can stop my Robo-Spider! —The Mega Man TV show, "Robo-Spider"
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Wheatley: I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: one, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin immediately (he does so); three, bomb-proof shields for me, which leads us directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good I'm gonna give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking, of course. Goodbye. |
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"It would be unfair to make you fight all four advisers at once, but... Fair treatment was never shown to my people. I'm just returning the favor."
—Kael'thas Sunstrider, World of Warcraft
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"Rule one: good supervillains never leave the heroes alive, dummy. Rule two: countdown clocks are for hacks!"
—The Joker, who has learned from his mistakes, in Batman the Brave And The Bold
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Nicodemus: I take it that this is the portion of the conversation where I reveal my plans to you? —The Dresden Files, Death Masks
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Dragon King: Oh great! Is this where we’re supposed to exchange witty remarks? —Spider-Girl #4
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Jose: Someone has interfered with the main terminal! —Cybersix episode 11.
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James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? |
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