Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass/Quotes
"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"
—Textbook example Ditz Michael J. Caboose, seconds before wiping out an entire army
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"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it."
—David Sumner (Dustin Hoffman), Straw Dogs
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"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."
—Shego, Kim Possible
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Sora: How'd a wimp like you get into Organization XIII? I bet you can't even fight. —Kingdom Hearts II
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Doctor Light: What is your primary mission? |
Prince Ashitaka: Give back the head. |
Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!
—Sakura, Naruto
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"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."
—Bertie Wooster , The Ordeal of Young Tuppy
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How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend.
—Tyrion, about his squire Podrick Payne, A Storm of Swords
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"Man,give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!"
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