Crosses the Line Twice/Quotes

"This is so offensive...that it's not really offensive anymore!"

—Marzipan, Homestar Runner

Davan: Y'know, Jason, there's a fine line between parody and basically wearing a sign that says, "please lynch me".
Jason: And it's our job to spread our posterior cheeks and empty our bowels upon that line - in a literary sense, of course. Now, we need a dance number. How's this for a song - "God Wants More Animal Testing"?

—Something*Positive

"It was shocking, outrageous, insulting...and I loved every minute of it!"

—'Review of Springtime for Hitler

What's the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of unborn fetuses?
You can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

—A joke that Crosses the Line Twice

"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, and then it was funny again..."

—Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

Chandler: I was over the line...
Joey: Over the line? You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

—Friends

"So then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery; I accidentally swallow half of it! 'How did that happen?' I'm wondering. Well then all of a sudden, that's when the laxative hits! So I'm lying there, wondering 'how the heck am I gonna get out of this?'" {{[[[Vaudeville Hook]] Ryan drags him offstage}}]

—Colin Mochrie during "Scenes From a Hat" on Whose Line Is It Anyway. The scene is "Topics of Discussion That Always Ruin a Dinner Party"

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards

—Eminem

HEY! Paladin dude! Do you know what the best part about killing the entire Sapphire Guard was? Neither do I. I wasn't actually paying attention while I did it.

—Xykon, The Order of the Stick

You cannot spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"!

—Demotivation poster

Rayne: I crossed the line there, didn't I?
Noel: You told the line to go fuck itself. Then got its mom pregnant. Then aborted the resulting baby.

—Least I Could Do

Dara: There is a line in the sand, right, and... you can't even see the line in the sand! You're actually out of sand, like, into tropical tundra regions.

—Mock the Week, regarding Frankie Boyle

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

—Karl Marx

"Guess he doesn't eat Asians..."

I like to think that I'm a patient, tolerant woman and there's no line you could cross to make me stop loving you. But last night you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!

—Marge Simpson, on Homer's drunken antics at a party

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

—George Carlin

You know it's bad when Roboshi won't favorite it.

—rainbowcrash93, on a "NiggerFaggot" image from Ponibooru