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Ignore when people say that the length of a game's title is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long. —Atlus, in the newsletter email announcing the localization of Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abbadon

"Stan Lee & Wheaties®: The Breakfast of Champions (Jumpstart Your Metabolism®) Present: Chris Hemsworth in A Stanley Kubrick Film: Marvel's Neon Genesis Evangelion Superdimensional Journey Into Mystery Advance: Jack Kirby's Mighty Thor: Ace Attorney God of Thunder and the Deathly Goblet 64 vs. King Abaddon: The Legend of Curly's Gold: Oddly-Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Quest for Peace: Peace Walker: With a Vengeance: [[ Do You Remember Love? ]] The Official Motion Picture Of: The Official Game Of: Dual Strike MKII The Glorious Burden (Feat. Method Man & Redman) Edge of Reason: International Zodiac Job + Reunion Perfect Collection: The Precursor Legacy II: Revenge of the Recursor Legacy/365 Days: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb II: The Revenge: A Novel by Terry Brooks HD Remix DS III Yellow Version - Special Pikachu Edition: Original Generation II 3D: The Sequel © Lucasfilm LTD. All Rights Reserved not for whole or individual resale!" —End result of a long chain of posts joking about Thor: God of Thunder's status as the Official Game of the Official Movie.

Pointy-Haired Boss: And don't get me started about your overuse of colons. Dilbert: They remind me of you, sir. —Dilbert

"New Rule: Tom Cruise must eat his baby and rename his movie. Apparently, the sequel to |Mission: Impossible II isn't Mission: Impossible III. It's M:I:3. That's "M-colon-I-colon-3." I guess Tom just likes fitting in colons." —Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher