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Examples of [[{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]s in [[{{SUBPAGENAME}}]] include:

* Much of [[YouTube Poop]], or at least the more vulgar varieties thereof, is littered with abundant swearing, often applied for the comedic effect of [[Manipulative Editing|editing children's shows to sound vulgar]]. Even works that aren't quite aimed at children but involve the occasional [[Precision F-Strike]] will be edited to sound like a Cluster F-Bomb. (For example, Billy Mays using the s-word in the form "[[Memetic Mutation|you shittin' me?]]" during [[Pitchmen]] was [https://web.archive.org/web/20151014231351/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfrwHHScxg used as a way to edit infomercials of his] to sound littered with the s-word.)
* [[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]. The guy who plays and invented him, James Rolfe, says this was because the first game he reviewed (''[[Castlevania]] 2'') was really hard. He doesn't just swear a lot, he invents compound swears for games he really hates (which is even referenced in his extended theme song: ''"He's the angriest, most pissed off gaming nerd / The games suck so bad he makes up his own words"''). He also tends to use them strangely, in coinages like "this game is ass", or "it sucks monkey fuck". In one episode, he ''apologizes'' for being excessively foul after coining the portmanteau "shizz" (think about it) to describe his hatred of a game.
** The above is parodied on Something Awful's Flash Tub section, in a series of shorts entitled ''Furious Famicom Faggot''. The first episode in particular has an excellent example of a Cluster F-Bomb.
** And, speaking of parodies: ''[[The Game Fucking Fuck Fuck Fucker Fucking Fuck Fucker]]''.
** In one episode of AVGN, Rolfe finds out that the Konami Laserscope's sound recognition hardware can be activated by saying words other than "fire." You know what happens next.
*** A literal case of the [[Precision F-Strike]].
{{quote|'''Nerd:''' Fuck. * Blam!* Wow. I just shot down a duck by saying "fuck".}}
** The one time the AVGN didn't swear at all was in a Christmas-themed crossover with [[Captain S]], a squeaky-clean Sega-themed parody of ''[[Captain N: The Game Master]]''. As difficult as it can be getting used to listening to the Nerd drop shitfucks and fuckshits like there's no tomorrow, it's downright painful listening to the neutered Nerd uttering sentence after sentence nary a single fuckin' fuck. (It makes the gag at the end all the more hilarious, though.)
** Also one of the notable creations of James Rolfe is a [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] named [[Kung Fu Jesus|Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 (B.C. ver. 4.0 beta,]] [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch!)]], who mostly uses just one word... '''"FUCKERS!!!"'''. The first episode he was featured, he shot the Nerd for uttering "Holy shit!" and responded with '''"[[Hypocritical Humor|WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE]]!!!"'''
** The Final Battle with AVGN and [[The Nostalgia Critic]] has a lengthy swear duel consisting mainly of various uses of "fuck" after the Nerd kicks the Critic into a spontaneously-appearing pile of cardboard boxes, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|ending with the Nerd saying "Jerk!".]]
** In Part 2 of his CD-i review, after his [[Laughing Mad]] sequence for ''Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon'', he flips off both middle fingers and clucks like the Cluster F-Bomb Chicken.
** And in Part 3 of the same review, he spews out LITERAL F Bombs.
** Played perfectly straight when he [[Agony of the Feet|drops a TV on his foot]] during his Atari 5200 review.
{{quote|"FUCK! FUCK! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ''FUCK!!!''"}}
** He digs deep into the bowels of his fucking HEART to release the [[Atomic F-Bomb|grandmaster of all fucks]] when he finds out he was "born too fuckin' early" in his ''Godzilla'' review.
** This epic rant from his Power Glove review is probably the biggest example of this in the whole series.
{{quote|"Now you're playing with power." (Pause) Now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fuckin' with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't know shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is! It's so bad it sucks! It's so fuckin' suck it fucks! And I...can't take it anymore.}}
* While somewhat outdone by his [[The Rival|rival]] (the fuckin' Nerd) [[The Nostalgia Critic]] is no joke either. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130924112122/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/207-avgn-wizard-rant Case in point].
** And speaking of NC, his latest (at the time of this edit) review of Neverending Story 3. When we get to the Rock Biter.
*** I firmly believe that NC set a new gold standard for the cluster F bomb with Neverending Story 3.
**** Which is located [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2J1eKva8aY&feature=related here], for anyone who's wondering.
** What about the only word that could possibly sum up ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]'' - Supercrapafuckarificexpialabullshit
* Want an answer to every fucking question known to all fucking mankind? [https://web.archive.org/web/20131108120345/http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ Well]...
* In ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]'' version one, [[The Hero|Adam Dodd]] is as famous for this as Jacob Starr is for [[Made of Iron|having too much iron in his blood]]. There are others, but nobody has quite reached his level of profanity...until [[Small Name, Big Ego|Jimmy Brennan]]. Seriously, read his [https://web.archive.org/web/20130522014951/http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/7283191/1/ introductory thread.]
* A fucking fan of the fucking [[Valve]] named Crackbone.
* Yahtzee of ''[[Zero Punctuation]]'' seems incapable of finishing a sentence without using some curse-language [[Sophisticated As Hell|along with]] [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|really complicated words]].
** And most of his rants have some sort references female body parts as well.
*** Well, he did ''try'' to avoid such references for the ''[[Tomb Raider]]'' review....
**** Which he finishes off with a magnificent Cluster Funbag Bomb.
** Which makes is a bit of [[Hypocritical Humor]] when he notes in his review of [[The Witcher]] that since it's a dark fantasy everyone says Fuck like it's on their word-of-the-day card.
* The [[Memetic Mutation|Angry Marines]] on [[Image Boards|4chan's /tg/ board]]. Most of the anonymous neckbeards posting in their name are apparently trying to outdo the proverbial American GI.
* From ''[[The Onion]]'', we have "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100314110501/http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work]".
** ''The Onion'' also published a profanity-laden version of the first moon landing as part of their Our Dumb Century collection: "[https://web.archive.org/web/20131207064826/http://www.members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon]"
** "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100223084602/http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32291 Shit Parking Ticket Fuck]"
** And, to be completely [[NSFW|Not Safe for Fucking Work]], [https://www.theonion.com/i-fucked-my-way-into-this-mess-and-ill-fuck-my-way-out-1819584315 I Fucked My Way Into This Mess And I'll Fuck My Way Out]
* Hello? [http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/hello-fuck Fuck!]
* The classic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04 Onxyia raid wipe]
* This fucking page both here and at [[TV Tropes]].
** The "so much you can't take them seriously" variant was used in a previous version of this page's introduction, but most of it was removed for the sake of clarity. Readers curious as to how bad it was can always check the page history.
** Amusingly, there are enough fucking example on the [[Precision F-Strike]] page that it's [[Subverted Trope|turned into]] a Cluster F-Bomb.
* [http://www.extremeadvertisements.com Extreme Advertising] takes this [[Up to Eleven]], [[Serial Escalation|if not further]]. It's beautiful.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131103091438/http://thefuckingweather.com/ IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING WEATHER IS LIKE]
* [http://fuckingdelicious.tumblr.com/ Animals. Foodstuffs. Gratuitous Profanity.]
* Most of [http://www.youtube.com/user/monkeyandapple?blend=1&ob=4 MonkeyandApple's] humorous videos on Youtube.
* Also at Youtube, [http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?&next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DUmmhRXwaNo4 THIS] "abridged" version of the documentary F* ck (that is it's name). It drops exactly ''eight hundred and twenty four'' F-bombs in just four and a half minutes. '''Warning: NSFW.'''
** Do you really think it's necessary to put an NSFW warning for something on '''THIS''' page?
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUYa44Ulic&feature=channel_page Lampshaded in this example...]
* Internet Radio has no censorship whatsoever. ''No Holds Barred Radio'' was one of the pioneers of it and the title is exactly what it is:
{{quote|"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about; I have a great fucking vocabulary. Fuck just happens to be my favorite fucking word!"
"Fuck you, fuck you again and fuck you three more times just because I feel like it!" }}
** and of course
{{quote|"I'm gonna hang you out the fucking window, saw off your balls with a butter knife; sew them in your mouth and make you whistle dixie you FUCKING FAGGOT!"}}
* The web RP ''Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel'' has Deimos, a ''Utahraptor'' with an ''incredibly'' foul mouth. Some of his more profanity laced quotes (almost every one of his quotes has one profanity in it):
{{quote|"Don! If you don't shut the fuck up I am going to pistol whip your fucking ass back to the fucking ruins of the Insane Cafe! Do you fucking understand!?"
"What don't you fucking understand?! Get your fucking asses moving and get some fucking help! Do I fucking make myself clear!?" Deimos shouted.  }}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140514200038/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUEO9Mfmn4M Time to fucking rock your shit up and down the block.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130714185724/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsv5wQqcj4 DON'T CALL ME FAT!]
* [[PPC]] agent Architeuthis once used a Cluster S Bomb: "Shit! Merde! Scheisse! Caca! [[The Lord of the Rings|Buglush!]]"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHFqhi3aoU This video] about the "worst job ever" features a guy who clearly does not enjoy his work. Apparently, in the regular course of the day, he descends from listlessness to multiple Cluster F Bombs, even though all he has to do is say "yes". {{spoiler|The guy on the other end is the guy from the Verizon ads, forever asking him, "Can you hear me now?"}}
* [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/94420 History of the F' Word], from <s>Newgrounds</s> <s>[[Monty Python]]</s> <s>George Carlin</s> <s>Weird Al</s> [http://www.archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck Jack Wagner], ranging from trouble to incompetence to fuck the fucking fuckers.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=koMIQipNbeA This] (very [[NSFW]], but hilarious) dubbing of a modded ''Super Mario'' level may qualify, as the "soundtrack" was added after the fact. Then again, [http://xkcd.com/290/ video games tend to induce heavy swearing,] so it may be justified. In addition to the Cluster F-Bomb, the game gets compared unfavourably to ''[[Family Guy]]'', Panic at the Disco, Ann Coulter, and reading YouTube comments.
** Cluster F Bombs are a common feature of the commentary in any [[Let's Play]] of particularly [[Nintendo Hard]] games, such as just about every [[Platform Hell]] game. [[YouTube]]'s collection of [[Let's Play|Lets Plays]] of ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'' are in particular quite entertaining to listen to, though you really have to feel sorry for the player. They're called "masocore" for a reason. UltraJMan gives us two shining examples [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5fes5JeQXE here] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKVY-nsrfwo here].
** There's also [[Let's Play Sonic 2006|the legendary Let's Play Sonic 2006]] where, as the saga progresses, results in massive f-bomb dropping from PokeCapn. Considering [[So Bad It's Horrible/Video Games|the game]] [[Game Breaking Bug|they're playing]], you can't exactly blame them.
*** The playthrough of the same game by TheHelldragon also reaches this level of frustration in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m11s part 13]:
{{quote|''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you [[Scrappy Mechanic|balls]], fuck you [[Scrappy Level|Aquatic Base]], fuck you [[Base Breaker|Shadow]], fuck you [[The Scrappy|Silver]], fuck you [[Goddamned Bats|laser fence]], fuck you [[Interspecies Romance|Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''FUCK THIS GAME!'''"''}}
* The [[Newgrounds]] flash ''[[Command & Conquer|Tiberium ecstasy]]'', where a Nod Commando drops one while stomping his hat after figuring out the squad leader was lost in a drinking contest the night before.
** "MOTHERFUCKINGGODDMANFUCKINGPIECEOFSHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrkmdHX9JHA Fuck Planet Earth]'' is a compilation of clips from the BBC series ''Planet Earth'', overdubbed to give the animals voices. An innocuous enough concept. Nature being [[Everything Trying to Kill You|what it is]], however, it's hardly surprising that this trope is in full force.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0 Pope Song]
* ''[[Cracked.com]]'''s [http://www.cracked.com/video_18179_a-helpful-tutorial-recite-pi-worst-math-game-ever.html Game Helpin' Squad], right at the end.
* Saying the F word was already a [[Verbal Tic]] for Guile in ''[[Street Fighter the Later Years]]''. When he loses to Dhalsim in a sparing match to his Yoga Noogie, he loses it:
{{quote|''Yoga fuckin' noogie what are ya fuckin' six? What're ya gonna do next, yoga fuckin' wet willie? Yoga fuckin' purple nurple?''}}
* Unf—k the gulf.
* The "Fucking Short Version" compilation of [[The Big Lebowski]], [[From Dusk till Dawn]], or [[Shaun of the Dead]].
* [http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/ This stirring rendition] of the [[Jurassic Park]] theme [[With Lyrics]]. ([[YouTube]] link [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9AVTlvbhKM here] in case the YTMND doesn't work.)
* ''[[Immersion]]'', which tests how video game practices relate to the real world, tested whether a trained combat veteran could handle the distraction of three typical internet nerds yelling abuse while he shot targets on a range.
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/mariotehplumber#p/u/56/kqmM4pKSCD0 mariotehplumber] ('''WARNING''': Turn down your speakers!): Every other sentence contains swearing.
* Gordon Bennet and Missy Blackwell on [[The War Comms]] are fucking ''horrible'' with this trope, and Rod's not much better. Ralph and a few of the other kinder socks can do this when they're in a bad enough mood.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131006011823/http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/ I Fucking Hate Horses]''.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw The Elder Swear]''. It's bleeped out but still hilarious.
* In ''[[Tribe Twelve]]'', Noah seems to say nothing but curse words when he's scared. It's enough to warrant its own [[Tribe Twelve/Drinking Game|Drinking Game]]
* There is a comedy piece that's presented as a grammatical lecture on the word 'Fuck'. It notes it can be used as a verb, noun, or almost any word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
* In [[The Dark Id]]'s LP of ''[[Clock Tower (series)|Clock Tower]] 3'', to express frustration at... well, [http://lparchive.org/Clock-Tower-3/Update%2022/ see for yourself.]
{{quote|''"You can only carry one FUCKING stone at a FUCKING time. At no other time in the FUCKING game do they pull any sort of FUCKING inventory restriction malarkey. In fact, Alyssa is currently carrying eight FUCKING bottles of Lavender water, four FUCKING Sigil stones, three FUCKING invisibility bands, and enough FUCKING arrows to break FUCKING Legolas' FUCKING gay elf back! To make no mention that you can still easily be carrying the huge ass compass thing from earlier. BUT ONLY ONE FUCKING STONE AT A TIME!"''}}
* Whether you love him or hate him, much of [[The Amazing Atheist]]'s [[No Such Thing as Bad Publicity|popularity]] and humor comes from his liberal application of this trope, either as his [[YouTube]] persona or as himself. In fact, it's very rare for a fuck- or shit-free video to come from him. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms5bVC7woT8 An old video of his] takes this to its logical conclusion, in response to the more "prudish" arguments against him (with [[Country Matters]] as the cherry on top):
{{quote|'''Hypothetical arguer:''' ''[in a mocking [[Smug Snake|smug]] voice]'' I'm tired of people on [[YouTube]] using profanity.
'''TAA:''' Yeah, uh... fuck-fuck, shit-ass-cunt-motherfuck, dick-sucking motherfuckers, fuckity-fuck-shit-fuck! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWJTC6MJmw This video] from DasBoSchitt. Nearly all of [[Digimon|Renamon's]] vocabulary consists of various swears strung together, the actual phrase she's trying to say in subtitles for the viewer's benefit. Except for the time when she actually ''is'' swearing ("Limp-dick fag fucker!", indeed).

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