Chainmail Bikini/Quotes
Aurora: The advent and popularity of these flashy pieces of (non)armor have set my mind to wonder: Why do people wear such armor? What sort of protection does it afford? Do the protected members contain regenerative qualities that will aid the rest of the body after it has been hacked to bits? What odd sports do these folk engage in that armored undergarments would aid them? Plagued for months by such questions, I at last found the answer to my question, as well as finding the maker and seller of such finery - Boom's Garden of Waterdeep. |
She wouldn't have a full uniform yet, not until someone had taken a, well, let's face it, a breastplate along to old Remitt the armourer and told him to beat it out really well here and here. |
Durkon: Tha's na leather armor! Leather armor be stiff an' boiled to deflect blows. |
(Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. |
I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. —Evil Overlord List rule #33
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Chuck: It's lingerie! —Chainmail Bikini #5, discussing what Marcus' new character is wearing.
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Because I've got my armor, which is really rather silly, on —Xena, Heroine Barbarian
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slowbeef: Yes, her "battlesuit". —Retsupurae, mocking Dominique's choice of clothing in Space Adventure Cobra
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Inside the trunk is a rather shocking article of, well, armor or something. —Wizardry 6, Queen's boudoir loot text
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“The warhorn! My armor, QUICK!” — Ed Greenwood's simple solution for the Booblate Question in #epic fantasy
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