Card-Carrying Villain/Quotes
"I use my powers for evil —Lesbian Bed Death, "I Use My Powers For Evil"
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"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!" —Professor Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
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"God, I love being a bad guy." —Hugo Snyder, Three Ninjas
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"Hello, McFly? I'm evil!" |
"I am not a good person. I have never been a good person." —Triple H, WWE Monday Night Raw 3-Mar-2009, making the understatement of the century.
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"I'm evil. Get it?" —Skrawl, ChalkZone
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"I'm Doctor Horrible! I have a Ph. D in Horribleness!" —Billy/Doctor Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
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Castle Heterodyne: Then - you're not angry? |
Vegeta: Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot! —Dragon Ball Abridged, "Episode 10, part 1"
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"We all have flaws," he said, "and mine is being wicked." |
Jimmy Neutron I have invited the Evil Syndicate here for a reason. |
"The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know." —Prince Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
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"You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!" |
"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot." —Bowser Koopa, The Super Mario Bros Super Show
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"Ware ga akuma da!" (I am the devil!) —Dr. Weil, Mega Man Zero 4
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KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!! —Kharn The Betrayer, great guy, Warhammer 40,000
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And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, —Gloucester, Richard III, I.i
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O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb? —Aaron, Titus Andronicus, V.iii
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I do it all because I'm evil, —Voltaire, "When You're Evil"
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We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. —O'Brien, Nineteen Eighty-Four.
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I will not apologize —Blue Öyster Cult, "Career Of Evil"
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"Grab the gem!" Freeze screams to his Eskimo henchmen. "Kill the heroes!" (You know, I haven't heard a bad guy actually refer to his opponents as "heroes" since I watched episodes of The Superfriends.) |
"Say goodnight to the bad guy!" —Tony Montana, Scarface
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"Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!" —The Underminer, The Incredibles
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The President: You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything. —Seth Angus Billy Cletus Bubba Jamie Clement Callum Cowie, The Authority
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Evil is actually in my job description. —Demon Overlord Zetta, Makai Kingdom
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'"'Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid." —Black Manta, Aquaman
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I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my job. —The Pollisand, Ascending
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What do you want from us?! We're evil! EVIL!! —Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, Mystery Science Theater 3000
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"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am." —Vicky, The Fairly OddParents
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What do we care about nice? —The Singing Cat Gang's Villain Song, "What Do We Care", from Tom and Jerry: The Movie
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"What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!" |
"I do not serve things that are evil. I am evil." —Armus, from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil".
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"We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, Troper. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day." —Mr. Bocor, City of Villains
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"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them." |
"My own mother thought I was a monster. [Beat] She was right of course. But it still hurt." —Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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"Look at me! I am sublime! I AM THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL!!!" —Luca Blight, Suikoden II
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"And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was especially evil. Draw that next!" |
"HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!" —Spadang Skaran, The Evill of Spadang Skaran
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"I'm just a ganster, I suppose." —Avon Barksdale, The Wire
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"A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!" —Dionne's own campaign posters, Precocious
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"Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse." —Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Game of Thrones
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"In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming." |
"I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are." —William Regal, 11/06/11 episode of FCW.
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Kermit the Frog: Why are you doing this? |
"You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!" —Tamerlane [1]
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Superman: Why are you doing this? |