Braveheart/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Stephen the Irishman is full of these:
    • The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
      • Cue the laugh that makes him sound fucking bonkers.
    • "The Almighty says 'Don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question!'"
  • At Stirling, the Scottish army flashes the English army before the first volley of arrows. After the volley, they moon the English.
  • "I shoulda remembered about the stone."