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* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: The prediction on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130603224414/http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):
{{quote|'''JACOB:''' So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone?
'''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe?
'''JACOB:''' Um…it helps me run.
'''BELLA:''' And where is that Barry White music coming from?
'''JACOB:''' My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run.
'''BELLA:''' And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too.
'''JACOB:''' Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy.
'''BELLA:''' And the coconut body oil?
'''JACOB:''' I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm.
'''OPTIMUS:''' Mommy.
'''BELLA:''' What it is, my little snow pea?
'''OPTIMUS:''' I accidentally lost the backpack.
'''BELLA:''' What?!
'''OPTIMUS:''' I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner.
'''BELLA:''' But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner?
'''JACOB:''' Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess? }}
Reaction was split between [[Crosses the Line Twice|this]] and...
* [[Dude, Not Funny]]
* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130604052659/http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/10/21/blogging-breaking-dan-part-18 Dan's reaction] to ''Breaking Dawn'' [[Squick|chap]][[Wife Husbandry|ter]] [[Pair the Spares|18]].
* [[Memetic Badass]]: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves.
* [[Moral Event Horizon]]: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up.
* [[Squick]]: Dan's reaction to Quil's girlfriend. He gets over it rather quickly and now constantly mocks him.

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