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Jon: Butter [on your toast], Garfield?
Garfield: Yes.
Jon: Ketchup?
Garfield: Please.
Jon: Mustard?
Garfield: Thank you.
Jon: Anchovy Paste?
Garfield: Just a smidge!
Jon: Lard?
Garfield: Sure!
Jon: Toaster crumbs? (Shakes toaster over toast)
Garfield: Why not?
Jon: Garfield?
Garfield: Yes?
Jon: YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
Garfield: Got any sauerkraut?
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