Bitch in Sheep's Clothing/Quotes

"She's a predator posing as a house pet."

—Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Penny: [Captain Hammer] is a really good looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first.
Dr. Horrible: (Under his breath) Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?

Dr. Horrible: Like with pie.

—Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

You whore in sheeps clothing, fucking up all I do...

—Coheed and Cambria

People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them.

—Matt Engarde, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

Homer Simpson: Flanders? You're the Devil?!

Devil Ned Flanders: [Chuckling amiably] It's always the last person you'd expect.

—The Simpsons

Lois: (On a talk show) What is that thing saying about me?

TV Caption: Lois Griffin - Probably more of a bitch than she lets on.

Lois: Oh, you can just go *bleep* yourself, Diane.

—Family Guy

You look like an angel,
Walk like an angel,
Talk like an angel,
But I got wise --

You're the devil in disguise!

—Elvis Presley, Devil In Disguise

An angel in disguise she was
But somehow you fell for her
Until she broke your heart that day
And left you in the rain

But still I love you

—Brandy, Angel In Disguise

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves."

—Matthew 7:15

Sage: Wait a minute, this whole cutesy, naive thing was all just an act?
Chick: Yep.
JewWario: You're...not really that nice?

Chick: Nope.

—The Nostalgia Chick revealing what she's really like, Kickassia

"You know, I lose more Puddy Tats that way!"

—Tweety, Looney Tunes

"Snow may be pretty, but up close it's cold and nasty."

—Jason on Khione, The Heroes of Olympus

"I am the Senate!"

—Palpatine revealing his true colors in Revenge of the Sith

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